NAME PUNS AND THINGS YOU WOULDN'T HEAR SAID IN DRAGONBALL Z

Goku's Family:


Goku: Sky
Gohan: Rice
Goten: Heaven
Chi-Chi: Slang for breasts


Gohan's Family:


Gohan: Rice
Videl: The word devil scrambled up
Pan: Bread


Vegeta's family:


Vegeta: Joke of the word vegetables
Bulma: Bloomers (A japanese word for Girl's Gym Shorts)
Trunks: Boys Gym shorts in Japanese
Bra: A bra that women wear


Krillin's family:


Krillin: Chestnut
Android 18: N/A
Marron: Japanese Pronounciation for "marron" i French

Others:


Piccolo: A flute
Nail: A joke of Snail
Dende: Japanese for Denden-Mushi
Dr. Briefs: Mens underwear
Chaouzu: Pot Stickers
Tien: Fried Rice
Yamcha: Dim Sum in Chinese
Mr. Satan: Take a wild guess
Oolong: Amber Tea
Puar: A variety of Chinese Tea


Bad Guys:


Freiza: Freezing
Cooler: Cooler
King Cold: Cold
Cell: Cell
Majin Buu: Bippity Bippity Boo.(Cinderella)
Nappa: English word for Chinese Cabbage
Radditz: A joke of the word Radish
Zarbon: Japanese Fruit
Dodoria: Japanese for a "tasty dish"
Kui: The name of an egg-sized "Fruit of the Cheese Goseberry" (That's pretty stupid)
Broli: Broccoli
Paragus: Asparagus


Ginyu Force:


Burter: Butter
Jeice: Cheese
Guldo: Yogurt
Ginyu: Milk
Recoome: Cream




25 things you wouldn't hear in DBZ

1. Goku: "Chi-chi, I've had enough with this 'my-son-has-to-study-every-damn-day' bullshit."
2.Goku: "No, please. I couldn't eat another bite!"
3.Goku: "Well, this guy is clearly invincible and we don't stand a chance. I give up."
4.Goku: "Are you just using me for my body, Chi-chi?"
5.Goku: *after SSJ transformation* "Whoa, the legend is true! My head isn't the only part with golden hair!"

6.Gohan: "You guys never listen to me! You're the worst parents ever!"
7.Gohan: "Yesterday I smoked pot."
8.Gohan: "Leave me alone, I'm spanking the dolphin!"
9.Gohan: "Woodland creatures make me horny."

10.Gohan: "Mom! Just shut the hell for a second and listen to me!"
11.Goten: "I can't get any play!"
12.Chi-chi: "Gokuu, I love you for who you are, and you're perfect!"
13.Chi-chi: "C'mon Gokuu, let's go do a little 'sparring' together" *wink*
14.Chi-chi: "Gokuu, the firmness of your body is truly exciting me."

15. Vegeta: "Gokuu, I think it's time I came out of the closet. I've been attracted to you since the day we met, but with all the pressures of society, I was unable to express my true feelings for fear of rejection. Instead, I channeled all my anger at society towards you. Wow, it's great to get that off my chest. Can we still have a meaningful relationship?"
16.Vegeta: "Bulma, I'm beginning to doubt my ability to... perform."
17.Vegeta: "I really ought to see a barber."
18.Vegeta: "Wow, pulling nosehairs is tremendously painful!"
19.Vegeta: "Oh sure, I may act macho, but *sob* deep down, I'm really sensitive, and I'm hurting."

20.Kuririn: "Wow, I never noticed it before, but my head bears an incredibly strong resemblance to a bowling ball!"
21.Piccolo: "For Halloween, I'm going to dress up as myself."
22.Piccolo: "Sometimes I worry about being emotionally unstable."
23.Kaio-sama: "Do I really sound like that?"
24.Kaio-sama: "I've been thinking it over, and well, my jokes really aren't cutting it anymore"
25.Kaio-sama: "I'm a fat half-catfish-half-man with a bad sense of humor and ugly sunglasses."

DRAGONBALL Z (ON TALK SHOW JERRY SPRINGER)
The cast of DBZ in ³Jerry Springer² By: The Legendary SSJ

The Jerry Springer Show logo appears. The crowd is shown clapping as Jerry makes his way onto the stage. Jerry: Welcome everyone. Today¹s topic is ³My girlfriend left me for the man responsible for my death.² So lets get things started. I¹d like you all to welcome Yamcha. Come on out, Yamcha Yamcha enters from the side and sits down. Jerry: So, Yamcha, tell us about you and your girlfriend Bulma. Yamcha: Well, we met when we were very young, like when we were in our late teens. At first we were kinda enemies, but soon we became inseparable. We were madly in love. Jerry: So what went wrong. Yamcha: Well, a couple of years back, Earth was attacked by evil Saiyans from outer space. Me and a couple of my friends tried to defeat them and sadly I died. Audience boos Yamcha: Anyway, Goku, a friend of mine, let Vegita, one of the Saiyans, live. Everyone thought he turned good when he helped Goku out on Planet Namek after that, especially Bulma. Soon after that, she left me for him. Audience boos again. Jerry: We have a surprise for you Yamcha. Let¹s bring out Bulma. Bulma enters the stage and sits next to Yamcha. She is angry. Bulma: Yamcha, why the (bleep) did you have to drag me on this god-(bleep) show. I have a life to live unlike you. Yamcha: Bulma, I want you back. Bulma: Well you can¹t have me. Vegita¹s my man. Jerry: Calm down everyone. Bulma, tell me why you left Yamcha. Bulma: Cause he¹s a slut. Crowd: Jerry, Jerry. Yamcha: She¹s a (bleep)ing liar. Bulma: You should see him. He eyes any (bleep) that walks in the room. Yamcha: That¹s notŠ(he stops talking as he watches a female bodyguard walk bye) Can I have your number, baby? Bulma slaps him. Bulma: See what I mean. Yamcha: That¹s just one person. Bulma: Oh, hell no. Yamcha: Name one. Bulma(quickly): Marron Yamcha: Oops, forgot about her. Bulma: See. If I went with that mother (bleep)er again, he¹d cheat on me the first chance he gets. Jerry: Yamcha. What do you have to say about this? Bulma (interrupting): He only liked me because he wanted some of this. (She rips of her shirt and her bra. The crowd cheers. Yamcha starts to drool.) Crowd: Jerry, Jerry! Bulma starts swearing like crazy. Security guards grab her and drag her off the stage. Jerry: Now that¹s over with, let¹s bring out her lover Vegita. Vegita enters and sits down by Yamcha. Jerry: Vegita, why don¹t you tell us why you killed Yamcha. Vegita: Well, the little (bleep) got in the way of my plans to destroy the Earth. Jerry: Why would you want to destroy the earth? Vegita: I¹m a Saiyan, it¹s what I do. Yamcha: I can¹t believe I was left for this (bleep)ing psycho. Vegita: What the (bleep) did you say, Yamcha? Yamcha: Kiss my (bleep). Vegita: (bleep) you! Jerry: Calm down everyone. Vegita: He¹s just pissed of cause I¹m more of a man then he¹ll ever be. Crowd begins chanting again. Yamcha: You¹re not even a man, you¹re a (bleep)ing monkey. Vegita holds up his hand and fires a Big Bang Attack at Yamcha. It goes through his stomach causing him to die. Jerry: Holy (bleep)!!! Vegita: That¹s what you get for (bleep)ing with my girl. Crowd: Jerry, Jerry!! Jerry: Uh, we¹ll be right back after these messages. Jerry Springer Show logo appears. Cut to commercials.